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Amber. Funny pictures. Fewer words.

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

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shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred gonna tear it up in the basement

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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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3 days ago
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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

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waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

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seraphica:

Paint in Motion: The art of Adam S. Doyle [via]

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