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cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.Down: Vampire.


Mmmmmm

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.

Down: Vampire.

Mmmmmm

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1 hour ago
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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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5 hours ago
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obaema:

I can’t cope with this

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19 hours ago
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givemeinternet:

Samuel L Jackson has his priorities straight.

givemeinternet:

Samuel L Jackson has his priorities straight.

19 hours ago
323 notes

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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19 hours ago
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leahclaire:

buzzfeed:

Museums are really weird.

this is awesome, the end

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19 hours ago
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askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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3 hours ago
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tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

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13 hours ago
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seraphica:

Incredibly lifelike driftwood horse sculptures by James Doran-Webb [via]

17 hours ago
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davenitram:

nonespark:

" Minecraft Disney Castle

nO FUCKING WAY.

In terms of animation do you understand how long this must’ve taken

U shitting me

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19 hours ago
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fatbodypolitics:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

I started laughing hysterically when I saw this.

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19 hours ago
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twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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19 hours ago
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